How To Get That Elusive P-Shift!

WARNING!

The method described below, if successful, will result in a PERMANENT change in one's appearance.

Do NOT attempt this if you are:
1) Comfortable with your human body;
2) Want to switch between human and beast forms;
3) Afraid of how to support yourself in beast form;
4) Afraid of 'the army' (HA HA HA HA HA! The army! Lord Oh Lord!);
5) Want the power to kill, rob, rape, or otherwise abuse human beings;
6) Want to shape-shift for kicks.

THIS IS NOT A GAME YOU ARE TOYING WITH!

Make sure you have read everything before using this method.
If you change into a wolf and THEN discover that you feel more like a tiger... you'd better get used to eating Alpo.

DISCLAIMER

Certain people will demand physical evidence that this method works before trying it. As if Einstein had physical evidence to back up his Theory of General Relativity back in the 40's! Don't be ridiculous! This method is still in the experimental stages, so don't demand evidence that I don't have yet. A real scientist won't snub a theory without testing it. As for you, dear reader, you need suffer the 'longing' no more.

WHAT YOU NEED FIRST

If you are not a Christian, I recommend that you become one first before giving this a try because the most of the Scriptures this method is based on apply only to Christians. So if you aren't a Christian yet, please click on the Salvation link on the left.

In fact, getting Born Again is a wonderful experience and worth the miniscule intellectual effort. It will fill that big empty hole that you feel inside of you and give meaning to your existence. I encourage you to do it anyways, just to know God, and not merely to get a shape-shift.

Also, being filled with the Holy Spirit helps too. If you want to be filled with the Holy Spirit, click on the Baptism link on the left.

INTRODUCTION

A P-shift is the event of biological transformation from one species to another. Many shifters desire this yet fail to achieve it. But P-shifting is NOT impossible! There are loopholes in the Bible that may allow this!

Please do not get angry at me for having found a solution in a Book that you do not trust. I am offering you an alternative to giving up on your dreams.

Even though this essay specifically talks about P-Shifting, the principles discussed can be applied to almost any miracle you need.

THE POWER OF THE WORD

First you must understand what the Word of God is. It is His laws, predictions, and promises dictated by the Holy Spirit to mortal men and recorded on paper so people like us can experience the joy of meeting God someday.

God's Word is pure truth because God cannot lie. God also fully intends to enact His Word on earth. This means that everything God says has His authority and power behind it.

Another facet of the Word is your relationship with Jesus Christ. If you are a Christian, then there are many promises in the Bible that apply to you because you are in metaphysical unity with Jesus. Also, because you are a Christian, you have the right to use Jesus' name in prayer to make certain things happen.

However, your faith in Jesus must be of a certain quality before you can make a miracle happen. That's why we meditate on God's Word. Meditation not only changes your way of thinking, but it also builds faith. If you meditate on something long enough, it will happen because you SPEAK what you want into being with enough FAITH to energize it, and Jesus' name gives you the AUTHORITY to command it to happen.

And just remember... God is moved by faith. So keep believing that you receive what you ask from Him.

Get that? That's my hypothesis. Now its time for the procedure.

STEP 1: TRUSTING IN GOD

What you must do first is recognize God as your only source for all your needs - everything else is just a tool of His. This is an attitude that you are trying to cultivate.

But you say "I already am a Christian! What else must I do?" Becoming a Christian does mean that you place your trust in God's ability to forgive and redeem you, but it doesn't necessarily mean that your relationship has gotten to the point where you can trust Him to satisfy all your needs.Raise your relationship with God to this next and higher level and watch what happens next!

SHAPESHIFTING PROMISES IN THE BIBLE

Now some people say that I have to pray within God's will to get my prayers answered, but that's crap. If that were so, then God wouldn't have said over and over again in the Gospel of John that He would do anything for us if we asked for it in Jesus Name, because we'd always be asking for things that He wanted to give us anyways. ANYTHING means ANYTHING. God, our good Father, trusts us enough that, like Herod with his daughter, He allows us to ask anything we want and he will give it to us (Mark 6:35).

Here are the Bible passages which could possibly grant a shape-shift:

1) Mark 9:23: Jesus said to him, "If you can believe, all things are possible to him who believes".
2) Mark 11:24: "Therefore I say to you, whatever things you ask when you pray, believe that you receive them, and you will have them."
3) John 14:13: "And whatever you ask in My name, that I will do, that the Father may be glorified in the Son."
4) John 14:14: "If you ask anything in my name, I will do it."
5) John 15:7: "If you abide (remain) in Me, and My words abide (remain) in you, you will ask what you desire, and it shall be done for you."
6) John 15:16: "You did not choose me, but I chose you and appointed you that you should go and bear fruit, and that your fruit should remain, that whatever you ask the Father in My name He may give you."
7) John 16:23: "And in that day you will ask me nothing. Most assuredly, I say to you, whatever you ask the Father in My name, He will give you."
8) John 16:24: "Until now you have asked nothing in My name. Ask, and you will receive, that your joy may be full.
9) Philippians 4:13: I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me.
10) Psalm 37:4: Delight yourself also in the Lord, and He will give you the desires of your heart.
11) Psalm 37:5: Commit your way to the Lord, trust also in Him, and He shall bring it to pass.
Notice that verses 5, 10, and 11 are conditional, so for them to work for you, you must act by keeping Jesus' words in you through meditation, delighting in the Lord, and committing your way to Him first.

MEDITATING ON THE VERSES

I've personalized all eleven verses for you. Now they specifically relate to you and what you want to get from God. Just remember not to have an input-output kind of relationship with God. He hates that. These meditations are to convince you that He will do as He promised and are useful guidelines for praying for that shape-shift.

1) Mark 9:23: I thank you Father that since I believe, then that shape-shift I want is possible to I who believe.
2) Mark 11:24: I thank you Father that when I pray for that shape-shift, I believe that I receive it, and I will have it."
3) John 14:13: I thank you Father that when I ask for that shape-shift in Jesus' name, that He will do, that You Father may be glorified in your Son.
4) John 14:14: I thank you Father that when I ask for a shape-shift in Jesus' name, He will do it.
5) John 15:7: I thank you Father that since I remain in Jesus, and His words remain in me, I ask for that shape-shift I desire, and it shall be done for me.
6) John 15:16: I thank you Father that whatever I ask You in Jesus' name You may give me.
7) John 16:23: I thank you Father that most assuredly when I ask you in Jesus' name for a shape-shift, You will give it to me."
8) John 16:24: I thank you Father that I ask for a shape-shift and I will receive it, that my joy may be full.
9) Philippians 4:13: I thank you Father that I can shape-shift through Christ who strengthens me.
10) Psalm 37:4: I thank you Father that because I delight myself you, Lord, that You will give me the desires of my heart.
11) Psalm 37:5: I thank you Father that because I commit my way to You and trust in You also, You shall bring my shape-shift to pass.
Spend about an hour each night repeating these passages to yourself. Remember to believe them as you say them, for they are true. They are the seeds of your shape-shift. Your constant meditating waters your shape-shift while your faith in Jesus' ability to carry these promises out fertilizes them.

If ever you have any doubts about God's ability or willingness to perform this shape-shift for you arise, repeat one of the personalized verses until the doubt is erased. Doubt can kill your shape-shift.

STEP 2: ASKING FOR THAT SHAPE-SHIFT

Referring to Matthew 7:7-8 and John 16:24, you won't get a thing until you ask for it. Let us then ask God for a shape-shift with confidence. Let's put these eleven verses together to make an official request to God for that shape-shift:

Eternal Father, You know what grave matter is resting on my heart. I detest being human because I feel powerless and ugly. Please forgive me for resenting the body you created for me. I need a change.

You have solved many of my problems before. I ask you to solve this one. I ask you to change me into a (name the creature) in Jesus' name because I see no other way out. I am desperate, Lord.

I delight myself in You, God, and you will give me the desire of my heart.

Oh, how I desire to be a (name the creature). I trust in You, God, and You will bring my shape-shift to pass.

I thank you Father for the suffering of my poor Lord Jesus on the cross, for it is by His death that I am free of sin, and it is by His resurrection that I can petition you with confidence.

You, Lord Jesus, have the power to do this for me. I trust in Your name. I trust in your Power. I believe that you can change me into a (name the creature). I believe that You want to change me into a (name the creature). I can change my shape through the strength that You give me.

I ask You, Father, in Jesus' name, to change me into a (name the creature). I accept it now. I believe that my body is being changed now. Fullness of joy is mine because You have changed me.

I thank you Father for caring so much about me that You would do anything for Me if I asked it by faith through the name of your Son Jesus. I thank you Jesus for taking away my sins and diseases and advocating for me with the Father. I thank you Holy Spirit for guiding me into salvation, showing me how to pray, and teaching me how to be holy.

May my new body glorify You, Father, and lead other human beings into salvation. Amen.

STEP 3: PLANT A SEED OF FAITH

Luke 6:38 says "Give and it shall be given unto you." This principle must be activated in your life before you can get a miracle.

Yes, you need to give something, believing that God will reward you later for it, on his terms. However, this is another attitude that you must cultivate. Be continually generous, open yourself up to people, and do that with the sense that each time you do so you are giving to and glorifying God.

Each time you give something valuable - your time, your money, your prayers - with the expectation of getting a miracle from God, you are planting what is known as a seed of faith. God needs these seeds of faith to work with before He can grow a miracle for you. Pray that one of your shifter brethren gets a shape-shift as a seed of faith. You could also pray for someone's healing, donate a hefty sum to a charitable organization, visit the sick, or keep the homeless company. As long as you are opening up to people and showing love, you will get that miracle.

STEP 4: OBEY GOD

This is perhaps the most difficult step. Obedience to God is not natural for human beings. The Holy Spirit will train you in this through prayer in tongues, sacrificing ungodly belongings, breaking habits, and even minor things like picking up your trash or remembering to buy that bottle of salsa.

As I said before, this is an attitude that you must grow within yourself. God will not ask you to do something you cannot do, but often it is something that can hurt your pride. It was tough for me too. I had to toss out pornography, D&D books, Magic the Gathering cards, my weed pipe, Star Wars books and toys, heavy metal CDs, and dragon paraphernalia - in increasing order of difficulty. Each time you ditch stuff God doesn't like, He draws you closer to Him. You can feel His presence more each time you listen to Him.

If you fail to obey God in any matter, repent of it (1 John 1:9), and the next opportunity you have to perform His will, do so.

STEP 5: EXPECT A MIRACLE

The most difficult step to complete is this one. You must continue to believe, without doubting, that God WANTS and is CAPABLE of helping you, for as long as it takes for the miracle to happen. That's why you should continue meditating, so your faith is not compromised.

The devil would like nothing more than to make you feel like a failure and an outcast, so he will not relent in feeding fear and lies into your heart. He will tell you that your miracle could never happen. Tell him to shut the hell up.

If you persist in believing God for a miracle, He will perform it.

PRECAUTIONS

Let me elaborate on one of the warnings I gave at the beginning of the essay.

You get one shape-shift per successful prayer, so you'd better make this one count. The reason that I didn't formulate a prayer for getting the ability to shape-shift many times is that a prayer to shape-shift once indicates a need to solve one's identity problem, whereas a prayer to shape-shift indefinitely shows that one lusts after power. God doesn't want to feed our ego that much. If we express a need, fine, He'll answer us, but if we're just on a power trip, then no, Jesus don't play that.

Be sure of which creature you want to be. God can look into your heart and see things you can't see. He can tell which creature you'd really be happier as, and He won't transform you if He senses some hesitation on your part. If you insist on some form that is wrong for you, He may just change you, and then you're stuck. So no metamorphing into pink bunnies with angel's wings or anything like that. Unless you're into that sort of thing, of course.

I'd recommend defining the creature that you want to be, just to formally let yourself know what it is you want. Of course, God already knows the best anatomical configurations of your new body, so you should ask Him and accept His design so that you both know what it is you are praying for. This is where having the Holy Spirit's help is necessary. He can help you define your new body so you can imagine it more clearly during meditation and prayer. Ask the Holy Spirit about every detail in a question that can be answered yes or no. Allow the Holy Spirit to form the word in your mouth and pay attention (ask the question twice to make sure).

You can likewise ask the Holy Spirit for superhuman or supernatural abilities that your body will have, such as armor, invisibility, etc. The Holy Spirit has His own ideas about that too. He will have some fascinating 'power-ups' already in store for you!

PREPARATIONS

In case you DO shift your shape, you will have expenses to pay for. You should be saving money RIGHT NOW in a mutual fund.

You will need money for tailored clothes, alterations to your vehicle (because humans designed the seats for tailless bottoms), a good veterinarian (this is not a joke, I'm serious, GOOD vets cost ALOT), a lawyer to protect you from humans who hate the sight of you, new ID cards (driver's license, health cards, that sort of thing), change of name documentation, and other mundane but necessary things like dog toothpaste (because human toothpaste has detergents that cause animals to froth at the mouth), pin brushes, pet nail clippers, medieval swords, that kind of thing.

Another thing concern is this mythical army that wants to capture and dissect P-shifters for weapons experimentation (insert raucous sarcastic laughter here). But just in case its true, you'd be best to save up extra funds for a defensible hideout in the wilderness (rocky hills and swamps are best, don't get waterfront because its too expensive), a year's supply of canned goods, and plenty of ammo. If you get a nice rugged piece of land, call me and I can suggest some fortifications to build.

Personally, I've been an army brat since I was born and I know how the system works, so I'm not very afraid of a bunch of humans with guns. If they won't respect my rights, I'll call my lawyer. If they don't respect him, I'll give them a show of my draconic powers, and woe to any grunt who gets in my way!

Last but not least, if you do get a shape-shift, it would be wise to make yourself VERY VISIBLE. Become a celebrity RIGHT AWAY. This will not only provide you with income, it will also make it VERY HARD for you to be kidnapped by this dreadful 'army' that everyone is so afraid of.

CONCLUSION

Don't let other people decide for you what you can or can't do. You have the ability to make your own choices. If you want to P-shift, then by all means do it. But be smart about it. Give my method some consideration. It may take time, but it should work in theory.

If it works for you, please let me know, and send me a picture so I can show some proof to these phonies who tell me P-shifting is impossible.

Should the ignorant comments of disbelievers limit you to a life of drudgery as a human being? Will you allow their scorn to trap you in their grim colorless reality? Will you lament for a fantasy that you could have brought to life if you just applied yourself?

Or will you consider my wise words that will open up a fantastic new life for you? Will you reject the reality you perceive and accept a deeper truth? Will you be assured of fulfillment of all your dreams because you were clever enough to ask Jesus for help?

The choice is yours.

Love you. God Bless.

Molatar Seth Pyrargent.
Dragon, Evangelist, Ranger

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